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Dog for Sale...Ten Dollars

Dog for Sale...Ten Dollars

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.


The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.

I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's never telling the truth, and I am tired of it. He has never been out of the yard!'

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Comments

Georgie Ann Wilkins - December 19, 2017

Love the joke Bruce. A wonderful Christmas to you & yours. We really enjoyed our visit to the Preserve Co. this summer. From Georgie Ann & Bob in beautiful But COLD NB

MICHELLE HESSLER - December 14, 2017

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU AND YOURS BRUCE. I MUST SAY THATS IS THE BEST JOKE I HAVE SEEN IN VERY LONG TIME. THANKS FOR SHARING :)..SHELLY

Lisa - December 13, 2017

I love jokes like this. Thanks for sharing.

Kathy Connors - December 13, 2017

So cute!

Carol McFarkane - December 13, 2017

Visit your store every year and love it as I do this joke

Joan Juskiw - December 13, 2017

Hillarious joke!! have a
wonderful Christmas from
Joan here in Sunny Alberta/

Anne - December 13, 2017

Good one :D

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